Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Breakthrough Bagel Technology!

Who even knew such a thing existed? But thank the Lord it does. Your bagel is toasted on the cut side, while the other side (usually burnt by inferior toasters lacking Breakthrough Bagel Technology) is gently warmed. Gently. I'm also relieved to see this model has some "daftey" featured, becaude you wouldn't want to burn yourdelf when toadting bread and bageld and dtuff. Found while Christmas shopping on Amazon. (I won't spoil anyone's surprise; the person who asked for a toaster doesn't read this blog.)






Thursday, November 21, 2013

"Bless Pyrene," he said in a husky whisper...

The moral of the story is: it is much easier (and safer) to go out and just buy doughnuts. Vintage ads...so much fun. On the other hand, I was born several decades too late. My fiction could have had a market.  


Friday, November 15, 2013

I'm living a fairy tale

Hey, no one said which part of which tale...

"Cooking"



Laundry

Vanity...

Reality

Dishes


Sewing


Mending

No comment

Cleaning



Volunteering

Middle age brain freeze: 
Why did I come into this room again? 


Life Philosophy:
That doesn't work...Let's keep doing it

Hormones

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Thursday, November 7, 2013

The first-rate method to gratify your wife

Do you get tons of emails in your spam folder with that subject heading? So do I. Yesterday I read one, but it didn't say one single thing about kitchen renovation. So much for that idea.