One time I took the “Which Pride and
Prejudice Character Are You?” quiz.
I was, even then, too old and wise to
expect “Elizabeth.” I was fully prepared for “Mrs. Bennett.” (Stop laughing,
daughters.) I was wholly unprepared for (wait for it) LYDIA. At my age? Dear
Lord.
The last time I took such a quiz, it was
“Which Princess Bride Character are You?
C’mon
Inigo, or at least Vizzini…
(drum roll)
Prince Humperdinck? Really? I’d have preferred the Albino Monk or the old hag in the
town square booing the princess.
I will not, I repeat NOT take part in the
latest quiz I saw on Facebook: Which Celebrity do you Most Resemble?
Because with my luck…