Head full of fluff: check ("Think! Think!" is almost an hourly mantra--welcome to middle age.)
Cute: not so much
Obsessed with food: check (see "Round" above)
Oh well, at least I saw this on Facebook yesterday. And it's true. Stoutness exercises are better than no exercises at all.
And after all that Christmas sugar, it's back to green smoothies. You KNOW you've overdone it when you are craving organic spinach.