Satirists will soon be completely unemployable.

It just keeps getting more surreal. New novel by (who else?) Margaret Atwood is being hailed as the new Green Bible.

 Ms. ATWOOD: Indeed, we now have the Green Bible among us, which I did not know when I was writing this book, which has tasteful linen covers, ecologically correct paper, the green parts in green. Introduction by Archbishop Tutu. And a list at the end of useful things you can do to be a more worthy green person.

I know how to be a worthy green person. Eat too many chocolate truffles and then go jump on a trampoline. It works every time.