Thursday, December 16, 2010

U.S. military: Tater Tots a national security threat

I guess that makes Napoleon Dynamite a terrorist...
(Case in point: his first name is that of a dictator and his last name is an explosive--and he's taken over the minds of our youngsters! His affinity for Tater Tots seals the deal.)

POTUS Obama to the rescue, with a 4.5 billion dollar Nutrition Bill.

Supporters say the law is needed to stem rising health care costs due to expanding American waistlines and to feed hungry children in tough economic times. Mrs. Obama cited a group of former generals and military officials who have said unhealthy school lunches are a national security threat because weight problems are now the leading medical reason that recruits are rejected.

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