Friday, December 31, 2010

"Woo-hoo. Woo-haa."

In case you aren't going out to a New Year's Eve party, here's how to make your own fun at home.

11 comments:

  1. Maybe Pat and Kenny should get behind the desk. Dave might get his mojo back.

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  2. Too true. I haven't watched his show in a long time, but the last things I heard of him were not very nice. I hope he can get his life back on track.

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  3. Not very nice is an understatement. He went from political toadie and celebrity butt kisser to a 60 year old adulterer to pervert delivering creepy lines written by 20 year olds. I can't stomach him any more.

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  4. I too, am all for Pat and Kenny having a larger role in the show. Their reading of Oprah transcripts was inspiring. Where can I get PK Magazine? I want to "live my best life," according to the word of Pat and Kenny.

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  5. Unfortunately, this clip is about 6 years old (I think), so Pat and Kenny may have moved on to greener pastures. "Pat and Kenny Read Oprah Transcripts" was the closest I ever came to liking Oprah Winfrey's show.

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  6. Oh yes, that makes perfect sense, as the Oprah episode in question had to be pretty old. Is the Oprah show still on network TV? I don't think so. For that matter, is Oprah still alive in the traditional sense? Or has she become an Ascended Master and is now revealing her wisdom to us in some other form...

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  7. Oprah is indeed in the process of ascending to a higher plane, from which she will dispense her wisdom to her followers. It's called "OWN" - the Oprah Winfrey Network. Since she never let anyone else on the cover of her magazine, I wonder if any shows that don't have her in them will be allowed?

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  8. On a related note, I have just purchased my very OWN copy of Dante's "Inferno," which, of course, describes hell.

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  9. I'm in a lottery for ticks to her "Favorite Things" show. I've been practicing my excited screaming in case I get on camera.

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  10. That should be a short show. I thought Oprah's favorite thing was Oprah.

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  11. Beazly, you stole my line.

    On a happier note, this post's "Comments" section has hit DOUBLE DIGITS! Never mind that we wrote most of them.

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