Saturday, February 26, 2011

From our "Euphemisms are Amusing" file:

Is that what they call it now?

The boss testified he was a qualified Reiki practitioner, which he described as a "vibrational healing modality" involving the transfer of universal life-force energy to the recipient.


He was found guilty of sexual harassment anyway.

h/t BCF

7 comments:

  1. Is it April fools day by any chance? With names like that I wonder if the whole story isn't made up!

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  2. Ha ha, good point, ZuZu. In the Wonderland of Human Rights Tribunals, it's April Fools' EVERY DAY.

    This saga is supposed to have taken place in Victoria-- as in B.C. In other words, California North. Hence the names. (And if my name was "Algebra" I'd have an abundance of negative energy too.)

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  3. Great. Now that "Algebra" is taken I have to come up with a new handle for Blurn twin one. Post if you see anyone named "HomeEc".

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  4. If it's a boy, you could name him "Industrial Arts". His nickname could be "Shop."

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  5. How about Art? Or Sci?

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  6. As long as you avoid "P.E." It sounds too much like pee.

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  7. You could call them "Fizz" and "Ed", though.

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