"Runnin' on Eggnog": Steyn's Catchy Christmas Anthem, or Most Frequently Used Phrase from the Next State of the Union Address?

If you needed another reason to be glad you bought his books, Mr. Steyn shares with you some Christmas cheer:

In honour of SteynOnline's Tenth Anniversary,
here's a complimentary Christmas download of

Mark's very own Yuletide anthem

- a small cyber-stocking stuffer to thank you for shopping at the SteynOnline bookstore over the last decade.

Free stuff, and I didn't even vote for him!

I feel as giggly and breathless as an Obama Whitewash House reporter.

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Steyn and the Sad, Strange Little Mann

 Have you been keeping up with Steyn's latest suit? As if it needs to be said, a PhD is no guarantee that a man is honest. Or even smart. (And neither is a Nobel Peace Prize, while we're on the topic.) I feel a little guilty watching this unfold, as though I'm observing a piece of large machinery bearing down on a yappy little dog, and no one can convince him to get out of its path. As the Simpsons' Milhouse said, "I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away."

Hey, Mr. Steyn, I've got an idea for your next Christmas album cover:

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I love him cuz he makes me laugh

"Entering these murky waters, swimming through it like a crab in Mrs. Warren's tomato mayo..."

One of the most incredible pieces he's ever ever ever written. And that's not hyperbole either.

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I got an email from Mark Steyn!

You are cordially invited to join

Mark Steyn 

for an evening of pure 

Steynamite 

with Sun News Network anchor and bestselling author Michael Coren

Metro Convention Centre, Toronto
April 24th, 7:30 pm

Mark Steyn blows up every sacred cow in a celebration of free speech, individual liberty and apocalyptic side-splitters.
Limited tickets available starting at $39.99
Get your tickets while early bird prices are still available

Visit us at www.Steynamite.com
or call us toll free at 1-888-816-1577

Like us at www.facebook.com/steynamite

Which, of course, I immediately wrote to Mrs. Beazly about, and gosh darn if she didn't get one too! Which she explains thusly:

I did get this, but I don't know how. Either they have my email address from
when I purchased books from the Steyn store, or Mark Steyn is so enamored
of our blog that he personally searched us out. It's one of those two.

And I replied:

Yes, it is one of those two because I have purchased things from the Mark Steyn store too.


Steynamite, be there or be square stuck in Saskatchewan (more on that topic later, Mr. S!)
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It's the marshmallow on our figgy pudding.

Still quivering with excitement from our stay in the "Listener of the Day" slot, we Housewives now find ourselves tucked into SteynOnline's Countdown to Christmas. Woo-hoo!

A great read for anyone who has been wondering how Mark made the leap from wordsmith to warbler.
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This year Mark Steyn has released a Christmas album AND accurately predicted the devastation of society as we know it.

Do you even have your Christmas shopping done yet?

You know, I still remember the moment I found out Ronald Reagan had had this whole other life as an actor before he became President of the United States. I can just see my kids having the same reaction years from now with Mark Steyn: "You mean he wrote books, too?!"

UPDATE:

Hello, SteynOnline readers! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Thanks for spreading some Christmas cheer our way, Mr. Steyn!
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