Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Brain convergence

Oh joy! Mrs. Beazly and her lovely family have winged their way across the nation and will be staying at my house THIS VERY NIGHT. No time to blog. Must cue (or queue?) up the Avetts iTunes playlist and whip up a batch of homemade Fruit Medley ice cream (strawberries, peaches and blueberries-- one of the best-tasting ice creams we've made so far). And maybe bake a cake, if I have time.

Just for the heck of it, here's the dessert we (well, actually my girls made it, not I) served last year when the Beazlys graced us with their presence.



Crispy Fruit Pizza

Recipe found on pages 48-49 of this kids' cookbook, which, being part of the Original Series, is probably (unfortunately) now out of print. 

Monday, August 13, 2012

While I was on vacation

David Warren left the Ottawa Citizen. It's their loss. I look forward to his future endeavours.
I may well write for the paper in future, but not three times a week on staff. So far as I have any gifts at all, I will apply them in what remains of my life to argue for the Catholic religion, and defend nobility in every humane form, according to my faith and conscience. But I may no longer belong in "mainstream media;" may never have belonged, and must be on my way. 

Sunday, August 12, 2012

If some husbands really wanted to please some wives

...they would book a surprise 25th anniversary trip (which would REALLY be a surprise, since some couples didn't take a trip last year when they were supposed to, and it's actually some couples' 26th anniversary this fall) to beautiful Prince Edward Island in mid-September and start off the holiday with a visit to the Harvest Jazz and Blues Festival in Fredericton.

Look who's playing at 6:00 pm on Friday, Sept. 14, in the Budweiser Blues Tent, and even with the taxes and various assorted other fees, it only costs about $60 per ticket.

That's not too much to spend in order to show your appreciation to the woman who cooked your meals, made your bed and washed your dungarees for 25, er 26 years, not to mention who also bore you seven children, and continues to bore you on a daily basis?

What a very fantastic birthday present that might make for some bloggers whose birthday is not too far away.

Alternately (in case some husbands couldn't get time off from work, which is what happened last year), if some sisters wanted to go with some other sisters on the road/plane/ferry trip of a lifetime...
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Saturday, August 11, 2012

Oral hygiene can be fun.

I finally figured out why I like using this product:




Because it's like brushing your teeth with this:



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Friday, August 10, 2012

From the Friday Files

Oh yes, how a soul can relate. Priceless.


Thanks to Deborah G, who posted this on her FB feed.
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Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Why do I love the Avetts? Let me recount the ways


Supporting his family through his daughter’s illness has afforded Crawford a deepening of faith. “This has been the hardest time of my life, my wife’s life,” he says. “I came to God through this experience in a more personal way. I’ve been trying to get closer and nurture that.”
It’s a belief the Avett Brothers all share—each member supporting a personal relationship with God over one driven by culture. However, each member also adamantly insists that theirs is art made by Christians—not “Christian art.”
What more can I add but... Amen, Brothers! (Who knew they had so much in common with Flannery?)

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

It's a good thing I speak Steyn

"fleets of Third World thug bureaucrats and the permanent floating crap game of transnationalist freeloaders" = the Olympic community.

The One comments on the opening ceremony etc. Chock full of golden nuggets:

"...it never occurs to you to wonder whether taking 40 minutes to do the Industrial Revolution in interpretive dance was a good idea in the first place."

"deflating the synthesized bombast of the "Chariots of Fire" theme through the presence of Mr. Bean suggested a rare sense of proportion about the whole circus."

"Whether or not Danny Boyle's NHS musical will run longer than "Cats," the waiting list already does."

Friday, August 3, 2012

It is the 48th anniversary

of Flannery's death.



Not as I pictured her, enthroned
on high, fiercely Promethean
with eagles, say, or lions on the headstone --
but the square, unlandscaped family plot
sans even a drooping willow seems right.
Aligned with her father, three great-aunts opposite,
space for the mother who outlives her yet,
Flannery lies unadorned except by name
who breathed in fire and fed us on the flame.


Maxine Kumin 

Excerpt, ON VISITING FLANNERYO'CONNOR'S GRAVE
Milledgeville, Ga., 1988
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Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Jim Croce is smiling down on this one

Seth Avett and Bob Crawford. Need I say more? I feel an entire category for the Avetts coming on.



Saturday, July 28, 2012

This ought to be self-evident

Alas, in the beyond-satire world in which we live, it takes The Steyn to point out the stuff of basic logic (and freedom). I fear for the future of western civ.

It’s easy to cheer on the thugs when they’re thuggish in your name. [...] It’s not about marriage, it’s not about gays, it’s about a basic understanding that a free society requires a decent respect for a wide range of opinion without penalty by the state.



Thursday, July 12, 2012

Are you busy?

A good post to read for summer: "Busyness, et cetera" over at Pundette's.

No busyness for me now. I'm on holiday. For my part, blogging will be light for the next two weeks.




Yes, I know: these pictures are old. Sue me! Just substitute any of the following titles for the Steyn book above, because I'm taking them with me to the lake:

Flannery O'Connor: Spiritual Writings (edited by Robert Ellsberg)
Led by Faith by Immaculee Ilibagiza
The Abbess of Andalusia by Lorraine V. Murray
Flannery O'Connor: The Complete Stories

and (just in case camping doesn't turn out so well this year)
The Divine Comedy 1: Hell by Dante (translated by Dorothy L. Sayers)

No, I don't intend to read them all. But I like to have something to suit every mood. And I usually have every kind of mood when I go camping in very, very hot weather. 
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From our way WAY beyond satire files

When Mrs. Beazly sent me this link, at first, I thought, 'YAY! Mark Steyn wrote a new book!!"
Then:
"Whoa, it's not Mark Steyn," followed by "gee, that's a lot of effort to spend on a piece of satire.' 
Then I thought,
"Wow, this is serious?"
Then:
"This was written about 4 and a half years too late."
Then I thought,
"Wow; this is just really really embarrassing." 

The Rev. Mark sounds like he's been drinking a bit too much of the Bozzuti juice
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Wednesday, July 11, 2012

If you want to see me go absolutely ballistic

...and if you want to be subjected to a long ranting lecture, call me, or come up to me and say (in a whiny voice) "I'm bored."

The first of my July posts at MercatorNet.
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Sorely tempted

to give in to Amazon's exhortation to "Get Yourself a Little Something." Except from my budgetary perspective, this is hardly a 'little' something. But, as my 3-year-old once said when gazing at a toy mermaid in a store: "All my life, I've longed for one of these."

I've seen this machine priced at close to $700 in some swanky kitchen shops. On Amazon it's usually $549 and now it's $120 off.


So shiny



Oh, if only I lived in the U.S.! I could swing this as a preventive health care expense and somehow get the taxpayers to pick up the tab! (I want the pasta attachment too, and a grain grinder, so I can start making whole wheat pasta for my family, which of course is much healthier than white...)

Alternately, I could be like some bloggers and beg our readers to buy me stuff. Except that my two sisters and one brother who read DOH probably don't have the extra cash either.

Alternately, my birthday is coming up within a few weeks. Calling all daughters...
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LOL and I really mean it.

I consider a piece of writing funny if it makes me laugh out loud--once. And that's not easy to do. When I read this, I lost count of the LOL moments, somewhere around 8. He is (she said under her breath) almost funnier than Mark Steyn.

"Paint-by-Number Hymns" by one Anthony Esolen. He should keep his day job (English prof) but also look into doing church stand up comedy. I am so going to look into his other writing.

And I am so jealous that I didn't write this. (Indeed couldn't write it if I tried.)
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Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Like a kid in a candy store

is how I feel when I get to read about Pope Benedict XVI and Flannery O'Connor in the same article.

Damian J. Ference, at the wonderful site, Dappled Things. Enjoy.

[B]oth O’Connor and Benedict write for a similar audience, an audience that for the most part, thinks that Christian belief is absurd.

Being an admirer of both writers, it has struck me that there is a deep connection between them, that as Catholic Christians, Flannery O’Connor and Benedict XVI both ground not only their work, but their very lives, in belief in the Incarnation, and that both O’Connor and Benedict are unapologetic in working to bring their readers to a fuller understanding of and appreciation for the specifi city of the person of Jesus Christ.
But Damian, you need not be "struck" by this. That is how Catholicism works.




Mybad: Mrs. B sent me the link for this article, and I was remiss in not mentioning that.
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Your daily irony supplement

While working on a post for MercatorNet, I googled Helen Reddy's 1970s hit "I am Woman." In the sidebar, up pops an ad for "Asian girls for Dating: Beautiful Chinese ladies seek men for love and marriage."

And of course it's not just Chinese ladies, but ladies of nearly every stripe, creed, temperament and denomination. Most of us still wanna find a good man and settle down for life. You can't change human nature, not even if you are invincible. Sorry, Helen.
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Monday, July 9, 2012

Do you want to be Queen of the Beach?

Gawrsh, how I love vintage ads...  "Let's vamoose," indeed.

But "ironized yeast" doesn't sound very appealing, dear. You can get the same results with chocolate cheesecake. "I feel swell," will take on a whole new meaning.


And some things never change. Sorry, dude, it's still true: a skinny man hasn't a chance.




See the entire slide show (alas, just eight ads) here.  And I agree with one of the comments protesting the idiocy of the Yahoo headline, re: when women wanted to be "fat." These gals are not fat, just curvy. There's a difference.
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Friday, July 6, 2012

Oh, and before even more time elapses

Welcome to our 18th follower. In your honour, one of the most bizarre yet funny Avett videos I have ever seen. Happy Friday.




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Thursday, July 5, 2012

Check, check and check


1) contemptible

2) cultish

3) helping to kill feminism

I'm most proud of number three. In praise of stay home moms. Christopher Orlet, American Spectator.

h/t Pundette
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Deliver us

The other day we were praying our morning devotions in the family room, where the aftermath of the previous evening's birthday revelry still sprawled in all its glory (see below). Instead of concentrating on the prayers, I was staring straight at the bag of Aero candy on the fireplace hearth. Concluding the Lord's prayer, I caught myself before saying aloud, "...deliver us from Aero." 


Considering how much weight I'm trying to lose right now, and how much chocolate I ate the night of the party, I guess it was pretty much a Freudian slip. A bubbly orange, chocolate-coated Freudian slip. 




Tuesday, July 3, 2012

What light by yonder winder shines?

Rest in Peace, Andy. You gave us many laughs over the years. Here's one of my favourites (Shakespeare will never be the same again).


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I want this

If only I had some wall space in my kitchen.

Found with many other cool vintage posters here

Sorry for the non-blogging. Still very backlogged with other writing deadlines, but at least our household is back on wireless.

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Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Cut off from the land of the living

Is kind of like how I feel. We lost internet for three whole days. Entirely. Mr. P. has been troubleshooting since Sunday but didn't entirely kill it. He concluded that our wireless router (which isn't that old, but as luck would have it, now beyond warranty) is shot. He managed to get ONE cable hooked up for us, which is connected to ONE computer. So we have to take turns. At ONE computer. The high school kids scrambling to finish online classes naturally have precedence for computer time. The moms who have deadlines are next in line. Bloggers don't rate. So there you have it. I squeezed this one in, but now it's time to get back to work on a post for MercatorNet.
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Friday, June 22, 2012

Cue "Twilight Zone" music...

Ooooooooo! "Women are Watching!"


It should continue with even finer print: "But NOT the future women who will never come to be because they are being aborted in utero just because and only because they are female. Not those women. We are not watching for them."

Oh, and if this has 'nothing to do with politics' why is it signed "First Lady" instead of just "Michelle Obama, Woman Who Cares."

Update: Welcome, PWPL readers. Thank you for the link, Andrea.
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Thursday, June 21, 2012

You have the right to remain silent

Mrs. Beaz just sent me this link. Shocking. And no, we're not talking communist USSR, China or Cuba, but fuzzy old Ottawa. I hope I don't get arrested next time I go visit Mrs. B, and we begin our holiday with the traditional greeting, "Let the fun begin!" The security detail will think it's some kind of code language for nefarious anti-government terrorist activity.

Mrs. B. chimes in by speaking slowly into the microphone hidden in the luggage carousel:

 Indeed, we'll have to watch what we gab about as we wait for your luggage. No more "This holiday's going to be THE BOMB!" or "Our matching 'Viva Steyn' t-shirts are DYNAMITE!" or "Have you heard the EXPLOSIVE headlines about the Stasi-like surveillance practices being implemented in Canadian airports? It makes me want to violently use a pair of TOENAIL CLIPPERS or a SNOW GLOBE CONTAINING MORE THAN 100 MILLILITERS OF LIQUID!!"
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And I love reading about Mark Steyn saying "I told you so."

Except that I rather wish it hadn't been necessary in the first place. Alas, tyranny, like hatred, will be with us for as long as we are human, but it's a very good thing that it can no longer manifest itself through Section 13.
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Deb, call your basement studio

Wow; just too busy to blog, what with finishing off school, meeting other writing deadlines, running kids to swimming lessons, visiting the folks on Father's Day, avoiding tornadoes (eight funnel clouds spotted last Friday in our area!) and making an ice cream cake (pics to follow) for an Important Birthday, there hasn't been much time for fiddling around. So here, just for fun:

Buzzfeed: 12 Ways to Achieve the Very Best Glamour Shots.




See them all here. 

I know, I know. It's just too easy to make fun of the 80s and 90s, but these really are hilarious. And like the gal says who posted this piece, I'm really really glad I didn't have glamour shots done at the mall.


(Rats, this video ends too abruptly, but it's the only one I could find.)


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Saturday, June 16, 2012

Worth reading


Because Europe matters. Or at least, it used to. Daniel Henninger, Wall Street Journal.
One problem with peace, especially in handsome Europe, is the illusion of economic prosperity. Life looks good. The restaurants are open. Nice clothing is available. If amid this seeming plenty, a profligate young man dissipated his life into ruin, all would call him a wastrel. Centuries of European schoolchildren once learned virtue and self-discipline from the fables of Aesop or Fontaine. "The Emperor's New Clothes" comes to mind. Alas, no one writes fables for nations, and so a whole continent can dissipate the productive wealth of its people year after year on wastrel public spending and no one will notice.
[...] One may ask: Would a European electorate, if given an honest chance to choose self-salvation rather than the bleed-to-death choices they've been given the past two years, vote to save themselves?
Mark Steyn might argue that, demographically at least, they made that choice long ago.  Once you've turned your back on fecundity, austerity is all that remains, in every (pardon the term) conceivable sense. 

Friday, June 15, 2012

I don't speak Communist "basic truth" Chinese

But I still think I can translate part of this news story, which is (incredibly) even being reported outside the prolife media.

The Shaanxi provincial government said in a statement that a preliminary probe had confirmed the case was "basically true"
"Crap--we got caught. Some comrade's head is going to roll."

The government did not pinpoint exactly who the perpetrators were,
"Cuz, like, it's us!"

but vowed to avoid a repeat of such a case,
"From now on, we will not get caught when we do forced late-term abortions. There will be no photographs."

I don't live in a McMansion

But this is the view out my kitchen window (circa the Ghost of July Past, of course. My current year's blooms and veggies aren't yet at this stage):


Our vegetable garden:


...which would hardly be complete without a garden path leading to it:








Thursday, June 14, 2012

How to find a good man



Even feminist-types are talking about it. Are fish learning to ride bicycles, by any chance? My latest post on MercatorNet. (Heh--check out the Made-in-a-non-English-speaking-Country T-shirt: it uses the plural for "woman")
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Hey, how about just taking the time to get to know someone?

We live in a culture of shallow values and instant gratification: fast food, easy money, on-the-spot analysis, quick fixes, instant results. Had to chuckle at this Yahoo article on judging people by their footwear. I'm sure this topic takes Mrs. Beazly back to this little gem, which gives us the inside scoop on how to "discern a man's soul by his appearance" (you know, just in case you felt an overwhelming urge to pretend to be God or anything).

Pop quiz: which of the pics below shows footwear being worn by a middle aged, Catholic homeschooling mom?






Wednesday, June 13, 2012

He makes me laugh, Part XIV

"Intellectual diversity on the left is increasingly indistinguishable from Tupperware night with the Stepford Wives."
The Steyn
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Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Canadian tax dollars at work...with bias

The CBC has a poll that asks a leading (and non-defined) question: "Should the human rights act forbid online hate speech?" Without, of course, defining what 'hate speech' actually is. (Hint: the Bible qualifies)

You're a villain no matter how you vote. Who could be in favour of "hate speech" after all?

Why doesn't it ask: "Should we have free speech online?" or better yet: "Should Canada scrap every last one of its national and provincial Human Rights Commissions?"

Goofballs. Mr. Harper, save us some cash. DEFUND the CBC.
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Monday, June 11, 2012

I'm sorry but

This just had to be included in our Killer Headlines file:

Bathtub photo lands coal activist in child-porn hot water

Who even knew there was such a thing as a "coal activist"? Anyway, the guy who wrote the article ended it with an unintentionally hilarious bit of irony (considering it's an Eco-website).

"Intimidation should not be a part of democracy." Cuz, like, environmental activists don't know anything about intimidation or anything like that.
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Sunday, June 10, 2012

Hey, you can send one to me.

I've got a triple wide lot, and the kids to fill it.


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"English bells on English air"


"Something quite different now bears the name of 'Britain'”

Joanna Bogle at MercatorNet weighs in on British history and the Jubilee. Most sadly ironic quotation: 

We look back down the centuries and wonder how anybody could possibly have imagined that watching a man being hanged or beheaded could constitute an afternoon’s enjoyment.

Um, not exaclty difficult to imagine, cuz the UK is filling up with just such people.

Here's the part I enjoyed the most: 
The pageant was magnificent – British seamanship, which many might think had disappeared as a skill along with most of our Navy, still seems to be thriving. There were superb oarsmen, beautiful crafts of different sorts and sizes, lots of energetic young people. The Royal Barge was splendid. All along the river, church bells pealed – that most glorious, most beautiful of sounds, English bells on English air, and this time mingling with the shouts and cheers of a great many happy people.
It makes cultural restoration worth working for. 
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Sunday "Bingo" Singalong

Some citizens, they had a state,
And 'Nanny' was its name-o!
N-A-N-N-Y....
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Saturday, June 9, 2012

Crazy man, crazy!

Public service union chooses grey squares to represent their laid-off brethren.

I dig it, Daddy-O! If there's anything that makes me think of public service unions, it's a bunch of grey squares.
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"Norma Rae nostalgia is not enough"

More on Walker's win in Wisconsin from Charles Krauthammer

The unions’ defeat marks a historical inflection point. They set out to make an example of Walker. He succeeded in making an example of them as a classic case of reactionary liberalism. An institution founded to protect its members grew in size, wealth, power and arrogance, thanks to decades of symbiotic deals with bought politicians, to the point where it grossly overreached. A half-century later these unions were exercising essential control of everything from wages to work rules in the running of government — something that, in a system of republican governance, is properly the sovereign province of the citizenry.
Why did the unions lose? Because Norma Rae nostalgia is not enough, and it hardly applied to government workers living better than the average taxpayer who supports them.


Even more from Patrick Archbold at Creative Minority Report:
Governors across the country quake in their boots when it comes to direct confrontation with the unions. You don't mess with them because they have gobs of money, incredible organizing skills, and very low moral standards. If you are dumb enough to directly confront the unions, You. Will. Lose.
Scott Walker just proved that wrong.
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Proud to be from Saskatchewan

Where, having lived under socialism for so many years, I never imagined I would read words such as the following:
Saskatchewan is shaking one of the pillars of union power in Canada.
I've been asking myself why Scott Walker's win in Wisconsin makes me slightly giddy and hopeful (besides the fact that it made delusional Big Labour wingnuts cry on TV).

National Post's Terence Corcoran:
Canada’s notorious Rand formula, which forces deduction of union dues by employers even for workers who decline union membership, could be vulnerable.
Woohoo! Could there be anything more ludicrous than having to fund a union you refuse to join? Yes--being forced to join a union in the first place. Oh, and then there's that tiny matter of watching, helplessly, as union thugs bosses, having stolen YOUR money, fund causes you despise and political parties you don't support and seek to influence the outcome of elections in ways you disagree with.

I'm glad our own premier Brad Wall is taking tentative steps in the direction of union reform. 

Mr. Corcoran concludes: 
Canada remains a jurisdiction that grants unions great power and limits individual freedom to refuse to join unions or to decline to pay dues to unions. [...] Canada could use a little Saskawisconsin.
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Or was that just a dream I had?

Surely one for the "Killer Headlines" file. So funny, you almost don't have to read the story:

"Corrupt Puppeteers Spell End to U.S. Funding for Pakistan's Sesame Street" 

And no, that's not some kind of code message regarding Obama's re-election campaign and his Chicago thug masters.
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Friday, June 8, 2012

A “culture of renewable bag usage”

...is what you get when you turn your back on Western Civ. and 'real' culture. Just like tree-worship is one of the things you get when you turn your back on God.

City of Toronto bans "single use" plastic bags--for use by retail stores, but they can still sell garbage bags (er... which aren't single-use? or am I just not getting this?) Common sense, adieu. Mayor calls it like he sees it: "the dumbest thing" council has ever done.

Which begs the question: will shoppers on the street get busted by the Polypropylene Cops if they are seen carrying plastic bags in public? Even if they brought them from home?
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Why I will probably never finish writing my 'Catholic' novel

Even though I've already spent untold months and 50,000 words of my life on it. But I don't want to fall into the misfortune of writing anti-Christian anti-art that will never get past the Catholic ghetto.

 Kevin O'Brien, in his new, souped-up blog: "Waiting for Godot to Leave".


Maybe I should just stick with writing non-fiction... and enjoying the odd parody.







I love him because he's eloquent

And because he defends free speech. How does the Steyn respond to NDP "public safety critic" Randall Garrison wetting his pants over the abolition of Section 13? As only Steyn can:
Clear off, you twerp.  I don’t want the state to have a “mandate” to “educate” the citizenry about their thought-crimes. NRO
Oh, and Mr. Garrison: there is a way for ordinary people, all on their own, without any help from the gubmint, the HRCs, or the CHRC, to avoid reading ungoodthink online: on PCs, it's a little X up in the corner of the webpage; on Macs, it's a little red dot. You just click it and the ungoodthink disappears.
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Thursday, June 7, 2012

Hey, comrade, can I take my vote back?

In the country that used to be Greece: socialist and fascist MPs getting into slap-fights on live TV. 


NatPo


“We are urging citizens who voted for [fascist] Golden Dawn to reconsider,” says socialist spokeswoman.


Um... sure, good luck with that. 
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Cherokees for Choice

Elizabeth Warren should start such a support/lobby group, if she hasn't already. Maybe their motto could be: "My Cheekbones, my Choice," or "My Imagination; my Heritage."

As one YouTube video (not embedded here) asks at the end: "If it was offensive for Hollywood to exploit Native Americans decades ago... Isn't it more offensive for a candidate for U.S. senate to do it today?"

American Cherokees have requested that Ms. Warren cease and desist in her ridiculous claims. Unfortunately, Ms. Warren seems reluctant to acknowledge their existence, calling it a "non-issue" and basically refusing to meet with them.

Heh. One of the Misses P. happened by when I was working on this post. Seeing an image of the blonde, blue-eyed Warren,  Miss P. says, "Is that the lady who thinks she's a Native?" and I responded in the affirmative. Miss P, tentatively (and with no irony, I assure you): "Is there something wrong with her brain, or...?"



Why the power of teachers' unions must be crushed

Yes, it's for the children--and possibly for the future of civilization. This story comes from the U.S. but we have the same problems here. There is only one solution: vouchers.

The lovely, intelligent Michelle Malkin:
Silly parents. Remember: “A” isn’t for academics. It’s for “agitation” and “advocacy.” We must never forget the words of former National Education Association official John Lloyd: “You cannot possibly understand NEA without understanding Saul Alinsky. If you want to understand NEA, go to the library and get Rules for Radicals.” 
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Educators must be “teachers of unionism,” Peterson preaches. “We need to create a generation of students who support teachers and the movement for workers rights, oppressed peoples’ rights.” Because, you know, asking teachers to contribute more to their pension plans is just like crushing freedom fighters in Iran, Egypt, and China.
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Uncertainty reigned over Wisconsin as both sides braced for a possible recount on Tuesday night. But from their first unhinged salvos 16 months ago in the state capitol right up until Election Day, the union bosses have made one thing clear as a playground whistle: It’s not about the children. It’s never about the children. It’s about protecting the power, perks, and profligacy of public-employee union monopolies.
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It's about time.

MPs vote to repeal hate speech sections of human rights act.

Perhaps now, as one bureaucrat famously (and seemingly without any awareness of the grim irony) said, "You're entitled to your opinions, that's for sure."



And for everyone who thinks this is a bad idea: Who gets to define what 'hate speech' is?

More: Jonathan Kay at National Post: Good riddance to Section 13
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"I've gone nuts."

As you will for this small gem.



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Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Ray Bradbury died yesterday at the age of 91. God rest his soul.

The first spring day that's warm and dry enough for the wearing of sneakers still makes me think of Douglas Spaulding in Dandelion Wine. Streamlined silver cars remind me of the beetles in Fahrenheit 451. Stories about advancing automation call to mind the house in "There Will Come Soft Rains". I regularly check for unexpected changes in my bank balance  - and  Mr. B.'s heartbeat - because of "Marionettes, Inc."

And I still judge all science fiction and fantasy by whether it
energizes my imagination the way The Martian Chronicles did when I was twelve. Thank you, Mr. Bradbury, for the worlds you created for us.


Hope you enjoyed it, Britain







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Cuz I imagine that, too soon, it'll be right back to this: 












How do you take a wildly successful franchise and make it fail?

Let the government run it.

Hospital-based Tim Hortons coffee shop in Newfoundland makes half a million less per year than a privately owned store. Reportedly most franchises post profits of $250,000 (wow!); this shop lost $260K last year, thanks to (unionized) "health care" employees getting paid $28 an hour to pour coffee. You just can't make this up.

Kathryn Blaze Carlson, National Post.

 Newfoundland taxpayer dollars hard at work!
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D-Day for Section 13?

Waiting the results on this vote.
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Three R's and a D.

Defund, that is.

Let us keep our money so we can make our own choices about how our kids are educated.
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What is Stephen Harper afraid of?

 Despicable.
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Tuesday, June 5, 2012

What's in a name?

Ask the parents from New Zealand who named their baby Bus Stop (hey, maybe that's where he/she was conceived or something). Baby names, always a fascinating topic. My latest post on Mercator's "Family Edge". And it deals only with western names, so you won't find, say, the three most popular boys' names for Muslims: 1) Mohammed 2) Muhammed and 3) Muhammad.
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It's the Feast of St. Boniface


And how desperately we need the witness and guidance of bishop-martyrs...


From our Killer Headlines files

Vatican criticizes US nun's book on sexuality
the author, Sr. Margaret Farley


Heaven help us, you can't make this stuff up.
Farley said Monday she never intended the book to reflect current official Catholic teaching. Rather, she said, she wrote it to explore sexuality via various religious traditions, theological resources and human experience.
Because if there's anything you expect Catholic nuns to be doing on any given day, it's:

a) exploring sexuality "via... human experience" (whose?)
b) trying NOT to reflect Church teaching



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Great image

Several parishes in our region gathered for an outdoor Mass on Trinity Sunday at a local shrine to St. Joseph, in part to commemorate the founding of the German Catholic colony where my husband's forebears settled early in the last century. This is a photo of my littlest gal receiving Communion. (We were given the option of receiving in any posture we chose, and as she had sat with other family members during Mass, I did not see this image until I went to look at the pics on the parish website.) Priceless.




Monday, June 4, 2012

I have sort of given up

...waiting for my web page at The Record to be updated. Perhaps it's their policy not to post all the columns from the paper version, for which I write, on the internet (fair enough), or perhaps their web elves may be struggling with issues beyond my comprehension. So for the time being, I will be posting my columns here rather than links. 


Here's one that appeared in the April 18 issue of the paper, originally titled: 

Overcoming the Post-Transfiguration Blues*

NOW they decide 'hands-on' is a good idea.

I've been to science centers in Vancouver, Toronto, Regina, Washington D.C. and Canberra, Australia, and from what I recall they all beat Ottawa hands-down for having the most hands-on displays. In Vancouver, for example, there was a whole gallery dedicated to interactive experimentation with sound, light, and hydrodynamics. In Ottawa you can walk through the Krazy Kitchen. ("And here's another photo of me slanting to the left!") Ottawa's museum is not totally bereft of interactive displays, but there seem to be way too many long descriptions written in small fonts over things in glass cases and not nearly enough displays where you can make neat stuff happen. There used to be a fun green-screen game, which was something like a giant Kinect, but either it broke or museum officials were concerned that children were having too much fun and decided to have it removed. Maybe it's back now; I haven't been there in a while.

As you may have guessed, I also haven't seen the sex exhibit at Ottawa's Sci/Tech museum, but I trust Andrea's description is accurate. Note to whoever thought this was a great idea: groping a dummy is not what most people have in mind for hands-on scientific fun.

P.S. Does the tell-all exhibition include a Petri dish full of the STD's one is likely to contract while living out their "anything goes" approach to sexuality? Now that would be scientific.

P.P.S. This one is dedicated to the man-handled mannequins.


I hope he's happy because he's finally going home.

Godspeed, Eduard Khil.
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That's the sound of the men working on the Choom Gang.

Can we explain everything about Barack Obama by his having been a dope head?

Yes, we can!

He probably didn't want to get into a chat about what each of them got their Nobel Prize for. 
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Reason to homeschool #30293877348594938

Edmonton teacher is fired because he gives zeroes (even if only on a "temporary" basis, ie, as a warning to get the work done PDQ) to students who don't do their work. He's been dubbed Captain Zero but I think it's the public school system who are the real zeroes.

National Post.

Afterthought: we at DOH don't seem to have a problem handling zeroes, do we Mrs. B? (I speak, of course, of the comboxes.)
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Saturday, June 2, 2012

A brilliant column by Barbara Kay at NaPo

About the social and financial war between Boomers and Millennials. Interestingly, the piece concludes that the solution lies, not with the nanny state, but "spontaneous kinship altruism". I think that means 'family values'. Go figure.

h/t Deborah Gyapong
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Friday, June 1, 2012

My 10-year-old is smarter than President Obama

But then she hasn't suffered brain damage from dope use. Hearing about this story, she said of Obama, "But he has girls." I wonder if the Big 0 asked Sasha and Malia's opinions regarding sex-selective abortion, just like he did on gay marriage. I wonder if the Misses Obama would think that killing perborn baby girls 'just isn't right.' Oh well, perhaps we can pray that Obama will evolve.
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Today is the Tomorrow you Dreamed about Yesterday...

Never give up on a Dream; follow your dreams; reach for the stars; the future is yours; be all you can be; if you can imagine it, you can achieve it; if you can dream it, you can become it; to accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. And listen to your heart...

Yes, it's that time of year again: high school graduation.

I'm so glad I'm not famous and will never have to worry about being asked to give a commencement speech. (As if any high school would ask a homeschooling DOH to come speak at their graduation!)
  The brilliant and funny Pat Archbold at the National Catholic Register presents his own, more truthful version of a commencement speech. This is just the conclusion. Do read it all.

So today, on the day of your commencement, you are presented with certain challenges. We hand you an economy in shambles, mountains of debt which you cannot hope to repay, a massive social safety net into which you will be required to pay more and more but will likely never get to enjoy the benefits, a massive government equally voracious of your money and your liberty, and a culture of death that has already killed half of your generation.
But what is a commencement if not a call to begin. You need to begin to fix these things. You need to establish some fiscal and personal sanity in government and your lives. You need to begin to wrestle back the freedoms we willingly gave up, even at the cost of blood. You need to establish a culture that respects each and every life from conception to natural death. And the only way you can begin to do these things is by putting your faith in a God we never taught you about.

So commence, you have your work cut out for you. Best of luck. We are all rooting for you. If you need us, we will be in Florida.