Theo Caldwell, alive and well

Though it totally rots that he is no longer with SUN, he's still working his sharp punditry and scathing wit. This guy never, ever fails to crack me up--add him to the list of people you don't dare read or watch whilst eating, lest the guffaws splatter the page, screen or monitor...

Or, if you are reading in some bucolic meadow and there are no other humans about, that tree stump or rabid gopher you spied would be a superior choice to occupy the Oval Office

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