Thursday, March 8, 2012

From our Killer Headlines AND Beyond Satire files

California school district mulls fate of teacher believed to have appeared in porn video

"Mulls"?

"We're trying to determine if there's a nexus on what she does on her own time and what she does in the classroom," [School District Superintendent Jeff Chancer] said.
[...] On Tuesday, the district sent a letter to parents of students at all three of its junior high schools, asking that their children not search Internet sex sites for the teacher's image.

Good luck with that. Basic math:

Anything-goes Sex-Ed + Moral relativism + Kids more tech/internet savvy than their parents + adolescent hormones = Everyone in school has already seen the videos

No child left behind.

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