Global Warming (TM) fear-mongers changing tactics

The annual 60-minute Prostration to Gaia (Earth Hour) is just around the corner: 8:30 pm, Saturday, March 31--mark your calendars and leave up those Christmas lights!

I guess the alarmism of 1,000-year predictions of sea-level rise didn’t quite catch on. Plan B? Scare people about their health. 

NRO.

Judging by the appearance of Al Gore, they may be onto something. He's evidently being afflicted by some alarming-looking swelling of the face and body.

(Oh my! That was uncalled for! We all know that obesity is an epidemic!! No one really knows what causes it or where it will strike next! And there is NO CURE! Save us, Michelle Obama!)
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