Wednesday, February 25, 2015

"Classifieds" Photography 101

Dear people who hope to sell things online,

There is this icon on your phone/camera that says "rotate image". Please use it. Word: VERTIGO

To quote Mrs. Beazly: "Spoken in a vaguely European accent, reverentially hushed in awe of the photographic artistry on display here: They have taken the concept of 'right side up' and stripped it of its outmoded paradigms."


  1. Wow, that Mrs. B. sure is funny. Someone should give me a book deal. I mean, HER. Someone should give HER a book deal. HER.

  2. She should post excerpts of her short stories on the blog. Then maybe someone would give her a book deal.